Tuesday, April 5, 2011

You Know You Have Kids If....

You Know You Have Kids If....
Your shirts usually resemble a used napkin.

You Know You Have Kids If....
Your T.V. is not only covered in finger prints but mouth prints too.

You Know You Have Kids If....
The drain in your bathroom is now the proud owner of several toothpaste lids.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You find clothing items in random corners of your house.


You Know You Have Kids If....
You find wads and wads of toilet paper in your bathroom trashcan.


You Know You Have Kids If....
Every time your meal comes in a restaurant someone asks you to take them to the restroom.

You Know You Have Kids If....
Your feet hurt regularly from stepping on sharp objects that are lying around the house.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You can't remember the last time a conversation with another adult took place without an interruption.

You Know You Have Kids If....
The most frequent sentences out of your mouth are...Did you flush? and ...Did you wash your hands?

You Know You Have Kids If....
You have told another human being to get their finger out of their nose.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You have ever wiped another person's bottom.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You can't remember the last time you went to the bathroom by yourself.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You ever spit washed someone's face.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You have ever picked something out of another person's teeth (or nose).

You Know You Have Kids If....
You have told another person to not eat things off the ground.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You can't remember the last time you ate a hot meal.

You Know You Have Kids If....
You would eagerly volunteer to take on another human beings pain if it would save them from suffering.

But You Really Know You Have Kids If....
You would endure all of the above just to get those sweet little hugs and kisses because you realize that they are far more valuable than gold!


Thank you my sweet little blessings for teaching me what true love really is..... I wouldn't trade you for cleanest house in the world.
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